So the first things we need to do is decide some background stuff for the story. Like:
how do you meet Crab Nicholson?
Was he always a crab?
Does he change from man to crab?
How old are you?
How old is Crab Nicholson?
Where do you/Crab Nicholson live?
Post your thoughts.
how do you meet Crab Nicholson?
You meet him at the sleepover, d'uh.Was he always a crab?
Yes. He's Crab Nicholson. Does he change from man to crab?
What?! No! He's CRAB Nicholson.How old are you?
It shouldn't matter.How old is Crab Nicholson?
It's a mystery. But eventually you find out that Crab Nicholson is like, a million years old OR from the future.Where do you/Crab Nicholson live?
In a house, stupid. How else are you gonna have a sleepover? You get out of the house in the sequel: Crab Nicholson 2: Extreme Camping Trip.You get home after a hard day's work at Dirty Burger. You run to the fridge ready to chow down on your favourite dish: Patrick Dempsey's Microwaveable Crab Treats - Now with 33% MORE SAUCE!!
You are on your last pack. These Crab Treats are going to be delicious. You rip open the box, but it's empty! No crab treats to be found. You stick your hand in the box trying to scrounge for just one delicious microwaveable snack. You find an envelope. The envelope is wrapped in plastic and smells like crab. You sniff it. Man, are you hungry or what? You rip that plastic off happily like a little boy who found the prize in the bottom of the cereal box. (They used to put prizes in cereal boxes, in case you are too young to have existed when cereal was the most awesome.) The envelope is embroidered with frilly pink lace. Hopefully it's a coupon for some free crab treats, and not women's perfume samples. Inside the envelope is a card.
CRAB NICHOLSON: EXTREME SLEEPOVER
YOU ARE INVITED!
WHAT YOU NEED:
1 Sleeping Bag
1 Invitation (This one! HAR HAR HAR)
1 Giant Bag of Cheesies (the cheapest kind you can find)
WARNING: THIS SLEEPOVER MAY BE TOO EXTREME FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN/ANIMALS, AND TEENAGE GIRLS. DO NOT COME IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO AWESOME.
Your stomach growls. All you can think about is Patrick Dempsey's smug face as he gobbles down box after box of microwaveable snacks. You look on the back of the card.
The Fun Begins! 12/21/2012
That's today! You better hurry!
...
You arrive at the address on the invitation. It's a large house in an old neighbourhood. You really had to go out of your way to find it. It's dark out now and rainclouds are forming. The place is an old Victorian, complete with a huge front porch, classic shutters, and a small attic window. What dangers are lurking in this strange, old house? If you weren't so hungry, you'd swear this place was haunted, take a dump on the porch and run away. Dumping is strictly out at this point, the best you could muster would be a short dry fart.
You take a deep breath, and walk up to the door. There's a note on the door: "KNOCK HERE". Sounds simple enough.
KNOCK! KNOCK! ...Silence.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! You hear movement. Sounds like a lot of legs. You hope it is a group of attractive people. The footsteps get closer. They sound strange, like pegged legs. You hope pirates don't live here. The legs are getting louder and closer. They stop! The door opens slowly. What strange person awaits you behind this door! You gasp!
"JACK NICHOLSON!!?"
Jack looks at you, confused.
"Who the fuck is that!? I'm ... CRAB NICHOLSON!!"
The head of a man, the body of a crab. Crab Nicholson is the most amazing sight you've ever seen. It's also kind of disgusting. You were warned that it would be extreme.
"Come on in, let's get the party started."
Crab ushers you in with his claw. You are scared, but you know that this could be the greatest sleepover in HISTORY, plus you are still craving crab treats. Will Patrick Dempsey make an appearance? Is Batman involved? What is ... THAT SMELL?
FIND OUT! In ... CRAB NICHOLSON EXTREME SLEEPOVER : text adventure!
